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    Aquarium jokes & related

    There are plenty of fish in the sea, but there are not enough in the office aquarium.

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    That joke really TANKED
    "Keep your sleeves wet"

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    I thought it was funny..it was overflowing with laughters...

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    Better FILTER through better jokes for some Fresh content because we are off to a Rocky start. Something seems fishy here
    "Keep your sleeves wet"

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    what kind of fish do you use to tune an instrument. Tuna-fish

    how many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? ten tickles

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    Q: What's invisible and smells like algae?
    A: Otocinclus farts.

    Q: What's the safest way to cross a Piranha infested stream?
    A: Put a steak in your friend's back pocket.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kberg2498 View Post
    This is the funniest one yet


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    Unloading some from the fish meme vault











    Me at the LFS




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    Omg those memes make me laugh so hard
    "Keep your sleeves wet"

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    @kberg2498 those were hilarious. Keep em coming!

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    What did the fish say when he crashed into the wall? DAM!

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    To keep the memes going.....

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    More Tanks!

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    Another Meme dump from the fish vault :P




    When santa gives you coal

















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    Quote Originally Posted by kberg2498 View Post
    Another Meme dump from the fish vault :P




    When santa gives you coal
















    Lol, I've done the dead fish in a planter. It makes for a very good soil.

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    More Tanks!

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    "Keep your sleeves wet"

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    Here are a few more

    What do you call a fish with no eyes?

    Fsh.






    Where do fish keep their money?

    In the riverbank.

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    What did the fish say when he hit the wall?

    ****.


    Source


    What do you call a fish with two legs?

    A two-knee fish.









    What do you call a fish with no legs?

    A fish.





    Why did the fish get bad grades?

    Because it was below sea level.

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    Why are octopuses good in a war?

    They’re well armed!
    Last edited by SelmaAdam; 08-02-2021 at 01:34 AM.

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